June 2011
Awesome trivia team names from trivia night last...
Chris Hansen’s Cock Block
I like my president like I like my coffee
Titanic Swim Team
“You know when, you’re already havin’ a bad day, and then…you break all the bones in your arm because you crashed your motorcycle?”
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It’s too hot to sleep
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If you like foreign films, and you’re thinking about watching the film, ‘Dogtooth’…just, don’t.
“Cold slows down virtually every aspect of biologic activity”
-Dr. Leonard Hayflick
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Anonymous asked: Wjsahiuweytuierutigyer??? aiyrtuierheirhgkjdfnvghkuerhkdhgkjgdrheuriteth ihtfeyiruqewhrtuieqwt e lifqeyhuiqywuiryqer hwqeryweqru hweurfhwe aiosfhyuiweyi ?????
thequestioniswhy asked: great taste in music and love your hair. yes. random but delightful.
thequestioniswhy asked: great taste in music and love your hair. yes. random but delightful.
Anonymous asked: Wjsahiuweytuierutigyer??? aiyrtuierheirhgkjdfnvghkuerhkdhgkjgdrheuriteth ihtfeyiruqewhrtuieqwt e lifqeyhuiqywuiryqer hwqeryweqru hweurfhwe aiosfhyuiweyi ?????
thequestioniswhy asked: great taste in music and love your hair. yes. random but delightful.
thequestioniswhy asked: great taste in music and love your hair. yes. random but delightful.
thequestioniswhy asked: great taste in music and love your hair. yes. random but delightful.
thequestioniswhy asked: great taste in music and love your hair. yes. random but delightful.
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Oh darling, when it’s you I see in...
Anonymous asked: where are you from?
Anonymous asked: youre so cute, will you marry me?
I don’t care how many times you make the realization that you have no idea what the fuck you’re doing with your life, it never stops feeling like a heavy red brick hitting your face.
Well, that beard lasted a while.
It is no more.
Don’t worry, it’ll be back in a day or two.
1234idontknow:
tell me what’s next alien sex
why are there no commas in this sentence? I don’t even know how to read this, Melvin.
Are you asking if Alien sex is next? or are you asking a person named Alien sex what’s next?
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I have a huge man-crush on Adam Scott.
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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i just ate 4 waffles
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Threnody
Sometimes I stay awake
Till the birds begin to chirp,
And the light comes up over the hill.
When I close my eyes I drift
Momentarily, like an off-course mariner,
Not sure he’ll see the daybreak.
But I’m seeing the daybreak,
And I think, oh no, not this again
No, no, no. Not this again.
